Sunday, March 17, 2013

SEVEN OLD SEX CROCK BUSTED!


IF YOU BELIEVE ANY OF THESE BLOCK-HEADED SEX AND SEX-RELATED MYTHS, THEN IT’S TIME FOR YOU TO AVOID ACTIVITIES THAT COULD LEAD TO PROPAGATION. 






PULLING OUT BEFORE EXPLOSION WON’T PROCREATE [WITHDRAWAL METHOD]:   

Have you heard about pre-ejaculation? Yeah, excited sperms depart even before the explosion which could cause pregnancies. Remember, the egg only needs one prince.




MAGIC DAY IS A GOOD TIME TO DO IT: 

No way! It’s unhygienic and unfortunately you could still be impregnated. Don’t underestimate sperm cells, they could live inside a female’s body for several days and if you have a shorter cycle. Boom!





THE SIZE OF A MAN'S PACKAGE IS HALF THE SIZE OF HIS FEET:

Seriously, this is a thick-headed lie. If a lady asks your shoe size, then she’s into something but don’t be shy. After all you know the answer. Girls, better check it out!




SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASE SECONDARY TO PUBLIC TOILET USAGE: 

I haven’t heard nor seen a diagnosis like this. Well if you did, give the name of the doctor and maybe I’ll pay him a visit. 






WOMEN DON’T THINK ABOUT SEX: 

They do. If you are 20 years old with boiling hormones then probably, you think of sex while eating, sleeping and exercising. Men and women have sexual urges and it is natural. 






MATING WITH RELATIVE CAUSES X-MEN BABIES

Do you know that there are 11 states in the USA that allow cousins to marry and have babies? So, if mating with a cousin causes X-men off springs then how many mutated people do we have on Earth now?







 

MOUNTAIN DEW KILLS SPERM AND DECREASES SPERM COUNT:  

Whoever made this is the number one nemesis of this beverage. What a birdbrain!

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